Aug
13
YEH ZINDAGY TERE SATH HO!
YEHI ARZU DIN RAAT HO!
MEIN TERE SANGSANG CHALUN…….
TU HR SAFAR MEIN MERE SATH HO!
MEIN KANTO PR BHI CHAL PARHUN……..
TERE PYAR KI JAB BARSAT HO!
KABHI SHAAM DHALEY JAB HUM MILEN………..
NA DIN DHALEY NA RAAT HO!
YEH ZINDAGY TERE SATH HO……..
YEHI ARZU DIN RAAT HO!
Jun
13
Never break four things in life. . . .
TRUST , PROMISE , RELATION ..AND.. HEART !!!
BECAUSE….when they break they don’t make noise ..BUT..pains alot!!!
Twinkle twinkle little star…
You should know what u r??
Once you know what u r…….
Mental hospital is not so far!!
May
14
Friends in heart are the worst teenants…..They capture the heart & pay no rent,don’t vacate & if at all they leave,they just broke down the room they lived!!
May
14
A B C……………………….X Y Z
The 1 who invented alphabets was a genius!!
BUT he made a silly mistake by keeping “u” & “i” so far 
May
14
A teacher was teaching;
A=B & B=C means, A=C Any example children???
A student said;
I LOVE U & U LOVE UR DAUGHTER means, I LOVE UR DAUGHTER!!
May
14
LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nhe aya………
LAILA ne 3 din se khana nhe khaya!
LAILA marney wali hai MAJNU ke pyar mein……..
MAJNU betha hai sms free honey ke intazar mein!
May
14
Ashiqon ko ashiqy mein PERFECT hona chahye!
Ashiqy ka ik lazmi SUBJECT hona chahye!
Ami abu ko is se REJECT hona chahye!
Tera mera mamla DIRECT hona chahye!
May
14
“Life ho to esi………..”
MONDAY ko dosty,
TUESDAY ko pyar,
WEDNESDAY ko shaadi,
THURSDAY ko barbadi,
FRIDAY ko fighting,
SATURDAY ko talaq,
SUNDAY ko rest or MONDAY ko next!!
May
12
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come?
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly?
Sardar: Pichly!
Interviewer: Ugly????
Sardar: Pichly…..
Interviewer: Shut up!
Sardar: Keep talking!
Interviewer: Get out…….
Sardar: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh my God!!
Sardar: Oh my Devil…..
Interviewer: U r rejected!!
Sardar: I am selected ………..”BALLEY BALLEY!!”
Meri raat din mein chupy hui…….
Mera din chupa kisi raat mein!
Meri zindagi koi raaz hai……
Koi raaz hai meri zaat mein!
Mein jahan kaheen bhi bhatak gaya,
Wahan girtey girtey sambhal gaya!
Mujhey thokeron se pata chala…….
Mera hath hai kisi hath mein!
May
12
1 tourist 4m U.S.A asked to Sardar,”Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar,”No sir! Only small babies”
May
12
Chaley gai ho duur kuch pal ke lea……
Duur reh kar bhi qareeb ho har pal ke lea!!
Kese yaad na ae apki ik pal ke lea…….
Jab dil mein ho aap har pal ke lea!!
May
12
Khud ko is dil mein basaney ki ijazat dai do……
Mujhko tum apna bananey ki ijazat dai do!!
Tum meri zindagi ka ik haseen lamha ho…….
Phuulon se khud ko sajaney ki ijazat dai do!
Mein kitna chahta huun kis tarah bataun tumko??
Mujhey aj yeh bataney ki ijazat dai do!!
Mujhey qaid karlo apne ishq mein…….
Yeh jaan tum per lutaney ki ijazat dai do!!
Nahi hai shoq mujhey bhulney ka magar………
Mujhey yeh dunya bhulaney ki ijazat dai do!!
May
12
Koi tumsey puchey,”kon huun mein”??
Tum keh daina,koi khaas nhe!
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa……..
Ik jhuut hai adha sacha sa……..
Jazbat ko dhanpey ik parda……..
Bas ik bahana acha sa……..
Jeevan ka esa sathi hai…….
Jo duur na ho kar paas nhe……..
Koi tumsey puchey,”kon huun mein”??
Tum keh dena,koi khaas nhe!!
May
12
Tum ho to sub silsiley achey lagtey hain…….
Mujhey tumharey pyar ke giley achey lagtey hain……….
Bohat duur tak jana magar laut ana…………
Mujhey tumse tum he tak fasley ache lagtey hain….!!
May
12
Bicher kar phir miley ga,
yaqeen kitna tha……!
Tha wo ek khwab,
haseen kitna tha…….!
Mera zawal se pehley wo mujhko chorh gaya……..
Hseen to tha hee,
zaheen kitna tha……!
May
12
Wadey kartey hain,
Qasmein khatey hain……
Phir bhi janey kiun log sath chorh jatey hain??
Humein to taqleef hoty hai,
Phuul torhney mein bhi……..
Najaney log dil kesey torh jatey hain??
May
12
Tum ruuth jao mujhse,
“esa kabhi na kerna”!
Mein ik nazar ko tarsuun,
“esa kabhi na karna”!
Mujhse he milkar hansna,mujhse he milkar rona……..
Mujhse bichar kar jee lo,
“esa kabhi na karna”!
Tum chand ban kar rehna,mein dekhta rahuun ga………
Kisi roz tum na niklo,
“esa kabhi na karna”!
mMein puch puch haruun,so so sawal kar keh……..
Tum kuch jawab na do,
“esa kabhi na karna”!
Tum chaley jao jab bhi,mein dekhun tumhara rasta………..
Tum laut ke na aao,
“esa kabhi na karna”!
Hatheli samney rakhna keh sab ansu giren us mein………
Jo ruk jaega honto pe,”samajh jana keh wo hoon mein”!
Kabhi jo chand ko dekho to tum yun muskura dena……..
Keh phir badal bhi ajaen,”samajh jana keh wo hoon mein”!
Jo chal jae hawa thandi to tum ankhen bund kar lena………
Jo jhonka taiz ho sabse,”samajh jana keh wo hoon mein”!
Jo zada yaad aun mein to tum ro lena g bhar kar………….
Agar hichki koi aey,”samajh jana keh wo hoon mein”!
Agar tum bhulna chaho,mujhey shaed bhula do tum……..
Magar jab sans aegi,”samajh jana keh wo hoon mein”!